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Quote from Mark Twain:

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.



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Mark Twain

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Mark Twain

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Mark Twain

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

Mark Twain

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Mark Twain

Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.

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Always do right--this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

Mark Twain

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

Mark Twain

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

Mark Twain

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Mark Twain

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

Mark Twain

The secret of making progress is to get started. The secret to starting is to divide your complex, overwhelming task into small, manageable tasks, and then start the first.