Random Quotes from the teacher Mark Twain
Mark Twain
When in doubt, tell the truth.
Mark Twain
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Mark Twain
I have lived a long life and had many troubles, most of which never happened.
Mark Twain
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
Mark Twain
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
Mark Twain
Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
Mark Twain
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
Mark Twain
I've had thousands of problems in my life, most of which never actually happened.
Mark Twain
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.
Some Yummies from the teacher Mark Twain
20 Years
I've had thousands of problems in my life, most of which never actually happened.









